We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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