He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
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