i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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