Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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