he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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