she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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