I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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