i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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