Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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