bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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