Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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