ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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