i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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