You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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