He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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