My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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