you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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