I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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