Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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