i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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