dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
i believe in u and ur pee
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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