a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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