You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I need a burrito and a hug.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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