Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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