return my video game
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
What a dumb baby whore.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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