what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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