I love black thongs
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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