he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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