I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
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