He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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