I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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