is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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