The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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