I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
How does one acquire holy water?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Randomize
