Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
she peed on how many people?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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