The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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