he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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