She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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