Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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