we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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