its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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