You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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