i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
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