i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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