he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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