Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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