They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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