I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
