hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
