I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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